How hot is it?

The last few days have been so hot! There are a lot of phrases and jokes about hot weather.  Here are a few.

It’s hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.

It’s hotter than hell out there.

It’s so hot, I turned on the heater to cool the house.

It is so hot that Polar Bears are wearing sun screen.

It is so hot your clothes iron themselves.

It is so hot that the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

It is so hot that all the beach sand has turned into glass.

And a few jokes:

Q: What happened when mom bought a loaf of bread from Takayanagi?
A: By the time she got home it was toast!

Q: What are the only two seasons in Phoenix, Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.

Q: What did the one pig say to the other at the beach?
A: I’m bacon!

Hope we all feel a little cooler in the next few days.